Saturday, February 12, 2011

New TLC Fall Lineup

So TLC has a show about balloons? Am I missing some kind of roundabout joke?

From the website:

The Unpoppables follows the quirky daredevils of New Balloon Art as they wow clients with the most innovative balloon sculptures ever. In each half-hour episode, they’ll travel to a new city, plan the week’s event and scramble to get everything done.

"Quirky Daredevils?" Seriously, balloons are about as daring or innovative as spin art.

With my powerful intuition I have divined TLC's upcoming fall lineup of shows:

Say I Do to the Poon:

Four Pimps and their prize Hos compete for each others love and affection in this groundbreaking documentary style program shot completely in 3D.


America's Next Top Socialist:

Political intrigue and drama are abound in this scathing look at America's socialist party in the run up to the 2012 Presidential election.

Four Funerals:

Travel to exotic locations and extravagant funeral parlors as competitors compete against one another to see whose loved one has the best final sendoff. With Executive producer McG, Four Funerals is certain to entertain and delight.

My Strange Pet:

Strange Pets are profiled.

Police Women of Tikrit:

The Popular TLC series is back! What problems will face this years group of emboldened officers on the mean streets of one of Iraq's thriving population centers.

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